Khud ko kar kanjoos itna

Khud ko kar kanjoos itna

k har sms bhejne se pehle,,

Service Center wala call kr k khud puche…?

BHAi Pakka ?

Bhejna hy na

k

“Sending Fail ”

kar doon..

Faisalabad Ki Airhostess

Airhostess: Sir Aap Kya Lein Gay??

Lahore ka Musafir akarrty hoye:

Pepsi, kabab, Bread, Chicken Pakora & Tandori Chicken With Naan, raita and salad.

Airhostess: Sir masjid di toti warga monh ay tawada

Tusi PIA day jahaz tay aaye ho.

Apni pehan de walima tey nahi.

Moral: Airhostess Faisalabad di si..

Air Force Ka Larka

Aik Murghi ka Kawway se rishta ho gaya,

.

Jab Murghay ko pata chala, to wo Murghi k paas gaya or Bola:

.

Mujh men kya kami hai? Smart hoon, Kawway se zyada khoobsurat hun, Tumhari biradari ka hun,

Meri awaz pooray sheher men goonjti hai.

Murghon ki Union ka President hun”

.

Murghi:

Main tumhare jazbaat ki qadar karti hun,

.

Lekin!!

Amma Abba ki khwahish hai k Larka Air Force men ho